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                                        Party Like It’s 1993



                                                                                         by Valerie Nusbaum




               The year was 1993. The air         inside the building to get it ready.   Mom looked into her crystal ball
            was turning cooler and the leaves     We didn’t realize that we’d have to   and told their futures. Everyone had
            were changing from green to vivid     clean the entire building, including   a rosy future according to Mom,
            shades of orange, yellow, and red.    bathrooms, before we could put       mostly because the crystal ball was a
            Apples were ripe for picking, and     up our decorations. Luckily, we’d    snowglobe with a big rose inside it,
            the holidays were just around the     gotten there earlier than planned    but that’s neither here nor there.  I
            corner.  We were happy to pull out    and we were young, energetic, and    was waiting inside the storage area,
            our sweaters.                         enthused. My, how things have        and I managed to make a few people
               I remember it well. The month      changed in 25 years.                 shriek.
            was October, and I was dating a         We set up tables and covered          Mary came as The Great
            strapping young man named Randy.      them with cloths and centerpieces.   Pumpkin, Bill was the Lone Ranger,
            We were excited to discover that      Electric candles and strings of lights   and Linda was a witch. Pat was
            we both loved Halloween, so we        were hung everywhere, along with     a witch, too, and so was Vicki.
            decided to throw a party. Not just    spider webs and ghostly masks. We    We had a plethora of black hats
            a regular party. We were hosting      made a bunch of life-size scarecrows   that night. Anita was a football
            a costumed murder mystery party       and monsters by stuffing newspapers   player, Johnny was a nerd, Gail
            for our friends and families. What    into clothes and attaching masks to   was a leopard, and Emma was a
            could go wrong?                       balloon faces.  They looked pretty   cat. Cindy showed up wearing a
               We spent the entire month          darned scary, if I do say so myself.   trench coat, and we thought she
            planning the murder and making        We had eerie music and haunted       was a spy until she opened her coat
            decorations. Food was easy. We’d      house sounds, strobe lights, and     and we saw that she was wearing
            have orange punch and Halloween-      black lights, along with furry, slimy   big, rubber body parts in the
            themed sandwiches (pimento cheese     creepy-crawly things scattered all   appropriate places. They were BIG
            on pumpernickel bread, cut into       around. We set up a graveyard        parts in case you didn’t catch that
            the shape of bats; cream cheese       on the stage for people to wander    part. I can’t remember who else
            on white bread, cut into ghost        through. I can’t say this often      was there that night. People were
            shapes; mini pizzas decorated with    enough: It was a big building.       wearing costumes and I didn’t see
            pepperoni Jack o’lantern faces; and     I ran home to clean up and         all their faces. That’s my story and
            all manner of gory, bloody treats).   change into my costume. Aunt         I’m sticking to it. I asked Randy
               I rented the recreation center in   Shirley had loaned me her Elvira,   and he can’t remember either. It
            the park. It was a big building so    Mistress of the Dark wig, and I was   was a long time ago.
            we had a LOT to do. My friend,        wearing ghoul makeup and a white        I do remember that we opted
            Roxann, helped me shred paper to      flowing gown and cape—and fangs,     not to bob for apples. Randy had
            fill orange plastic “pumpkin” bags    of course. Randy was a headless      a better idea. He hung powdered-
            and to fill the giant black spider.    man. We’d covered his head with a   sugar donuts on strings and had the
            Randy picked up bales of straw and    cardboard box, leaving breathing     guests put their hands behind their
            corn shocks from the farms around     room, naturally, and covered the     backs and eat the donuts while he
            Walkersville. Mom and Mary baked      whole thing with a black robe. He    jiggled the string. Randy thought
            cupcakes and made candy. We           was carrying his “head” under his    the donuts would be less messy
            planned our costumes and worried      arm.  The head didn’t look at all    than apples in a tub of water. He
            over the guest list.                  happy. Randy wasn’t happy either     was wrong. Cindy won the contest
               Party day arrived. Randy and I     because the box kept falling off his   and the rest of the donuts as her
            loaded his Bronco and my car and      shoulders.                           prize. Great big carpenter ants
            headed off to the park. I had already   My dad was wearing a glow-         had found their way into the box.
            picked up the key, so we went         in-the-dark “Scream” mask and        Luckily, Cindy didn’t see that and
                                                  black robe, and we’d stationed him   we were able to get rid of it without
                                                  outside the building to usher guests   her finding out.
                                                  inside with a flashlight. Lauren was    Suddenly, there was a scream
               ESP Elower-Sicilia                 our tour guide, and she welcomed     and a shout. Someone had been
               Productions                        people to the party and guided       murdered! Honestly, it took our


               Serving the   of Dance & Music     them on their tour of the building.   crew two hours to solve a simple
               Community                          Lauren was either Peter Pan or       murder because they all wanted to
               Since 1970
              Tap  Ballet  Jazz  Hip Hop          Robin Hood.  I’ve never figured      eat and drink.  My dad (the “body”)
                                                  out which. During the tour, Randy    took a nap while he lay on the floor.
                         Pre-School Creative      was stationed in one hallway in his   The guy who was supposed to play
                                     Lyrical      headless costume, and Harry was      the part of the murderer hadn’t
                                  Acrobatics      in the other hallway. Harry was      shown up and the fill-in forgot his
                             Musical Theater      covered in blood and had a knife     lines. Vicki knocked the head off
                              Contemporary
                                                  sticking out of him. Roxann was a    one of the witches. I think it was
                                                                                       one of the fake ones. A good time
                                                  witch, inviting people to stick their
                            Ages 3 to Adult
                                                  hands in her cauldron. Mind you,     was had by all, or most. I don’t
                                                  this was all done in the near-dark.   know. I can’t remember.
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