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Stew & Soup:
The Interview
Buck Reed
The Supermarket Gourmet
I know my fans expect big things
from me. In these past few years,
I have tackled the big issues in the
culinary world. But who would ever
believe I could get this scoop. So
many times, I have heard the words
“never happen.” My editor told me I
would be better off teaching you how
to cook a unicorn, which is now on
sale at your local grocery store. But,
I did it. I got Stew and Soup to put
their differences behind them and do
their first interview together. Enjoy!
Supermarket Gourmet: First of all,
let me thank you both for this time.
Stew: As long as he can be civil.
Soup: I can be cool. I am usually a
hot dish, but I can be cool.
Supermarket Gourmet: Considering
how closely related you are, why
don’t you get along better?
Stew: Clearly, I came first, and during
my time we had respect for elders.
Soup: Let’s face it you are old hat.
Supermarket Gourmet: For two
dishes that have so much in common,
why concentrate on the differences?
Soup: Maybe we are just two dishes
that are nothing more than a set of
ingredients, cooked and served in
liquid. But it is our differences that
make me great.
Stew: There is a certain consistency
to stews that people find comforting.
Soup: I have that comforting thing
going for me as well, but I can also
bring a greater variety to the table. I Soup: Sometimes it is a simple
am young; I am happening.
Supermarket Gourmet: What is
your greatest benefit?
Stew: I nourish the body and feed the
soul. Stew is always the same: meat,
seafood, or chicken, cooked with
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something satisfying, throw together
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limited amount of energy, make
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