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Laws of He really came undone when I asked I hope you find his advice helpful.
Attraction if a sense of humor was important to I made him stop at ten items,
him, because he’d failed to mention but Randy could have kept going
that quality. He launched into an all night long based on his own
explanation of how it is impossible experiences.
by Valerie Nusbaum to rate one’s good qualities. Is a My advice to you is simple: Be
Valentine’s Day is right around stuff at me and expect me to sense of humor more important yourself, don’t take yourself too
the corner and our minds and have the correct answer. I need than a sunny disposition? Do they seriously, and be ready to laugh with
hearts are filled with thoughts of time to think.” go hand in hand? Does it matter if a your date. Never laugh at him or
romance and love, right? Sure. In Me: “There is no correct answer. man is fun to be around if he doesn’t her. Wait until you get home to do
my continuing quest to make life I just want to know what things bathe regularly? I started giggling at that. Don’t wear anything too tight.
easier for my faithful readers, I you did to attract me.” his frustration, which only increased Be nice even if you don’t like him,
decided to go to an expert in the Randy: “Drugged you? his annoyance. and you know you’ll never see him
art of seduction and gather vital Deception and trickery? I still again. You might meet his cousin
information to help you attract and haven’t figured that one out.” Randy: “Okay, Missy. You tell someday, and the two of you may
keep the one you love. This is how Me: “Fine. Tell me what it was me without any forethought hit it off. Your wedding could get
the conversation played out: about me that attracted you.” what I can do to be more awkward. Trust me.
Randy: “Big (unprintable).” attractive to you.”
Me: “Tell me some things a Me: “I give up. You’re right. I Me: “A hot fudge sundae would Tell the truth whenever possible.
man can do in order to attract a don’t know why I married you be nice.” Lies are difficult to remember and
woman.” either.” harder to maintain.
Randy: “Huh?” Randy followed me into my If you really like someone,
Me: “What manly qualities do office, still berating me for asking Randy: “How far away would I introduce him or her to your family
women find attractive?” a question he was unprepared to have to be holding the sundae in
Randy: “High E. P.” answer. Then he rattled off a list of order for you to decide which of right away and get it over with.
Me: “Seriously? You think the qualities that included cleanliness, You’ll find out very quickly if the
first thing I noticed about you good grooming, fashion style, us you want more?” person you’re dating feels the same
was your earnings potential?” intelligence, kindness, and a few way about you.
(Note: When Randy and I met, other things. I sat looking at him as Me: “You’d have to hold it right in
I was earning more than he was. he rattled on, and he became more front of you before I’d notice you. I guess when it comes right down
I was NOT after his money.) agitated that I wasn’t typing or It’s hot fudge, for Pete’s sake.” to it, my hubby is correct in saying
writing down his pearls of wisdom.
Randy: “You can’t throw this This is the way most of our that no one really knows what
attracts us to each other or why.
conversations about love and Randy and I don’t have a clue why
attraction go, and this is why a
sense of humor is high on my list of we like each other. We just do.
attractive qualities. Luckily for me, I’m sending a special thanks to
Amy Messler for her kind words
Randy is a funny man. about my December column and
I didn’t get very far in finding
out the things for taking the time
to write, and also to
that men and Things You Should NEVER Do On a Date: Loberta Staley for her
women can
do to be more (1) Pass gas; (2) Pick your nose; continued support.
(3) Let your date pick up the check;
attractive to (4) Talk about your exes; (5) Eat Happy Valentine’s
each other, but spicy food, garlic, or onions; (6) Day!
my expert did Go someplace only one of you will
give me a list of enjoy; (7) Lie about your age or I hope you all get
things that one background; (8) Commit a crime; (9) flowers and candy,
or at the very least,
a good laugh and a
should never Complain; and (10) Bring your mother. yummy hot fudge
do on a date
(shown right). sundae!
Laws of He really came undone when I asked I hope you find his advice helpful.
Attraction if a sense of humor was important to I made him stop at ten items,
him, because he’d failed to mention but Randy could have kept going
that quality. He launched into an all night long based on his own
explanation of how it is impossible experiences.
by Valerie Nusbaum to rate one’s good qualities. Is a My advice to you is simple: Be
Valentine’s Day is right around stuff at me and expect me to sense of humor more important yourself, don’t take yourself too
the corner and our minds and have the correct answer. I need than a sunny disposition? Do they seriously, and be ready to laugh with
hearts are filled with thoughts of time to think.” go hand in hand? Does it matter if a your date. Never laugh at him or
romance and love, right? Sure. In Me: “There is no correct answer. man is fun to be around if he doesn’t her. Wait until you get home to do
my continuing quest to make life I just want to know what things bathe regularly? I started giggling at that. Don’t wear anything too tight.
easier for my faithful readers, I you did to attract me.” his frustration, which only increased Be nice even if you don’t like him,
decided to go to an expert in the Randy: “Drugged you? his annoyance. and you know you’ll never see him
art of seduction and gather vital Deception and trickery? I still again. You might meet his cousin
information to help you attract and haven’t figured that one out.” Randy: “Okay, Missy. You tell someday, and the two of you may
keep the one you love. This is how Me: “Fine. Tell me what it was me without any forethought hit it off. Your wedding could get
the conversation played out: about me that attracted you.” what I can do to be more awkward. Trust me.
Randy: “Big (unprintable).” attractive to you.”
Me: “Tell me some things a Me: “I give up. You’re right. I Me: “A hot fudge sundae would Tell the truth whenever possible.
man can do in order to attract a don’t know why I married you be nice.” Lies are difficult to remember and
woman.” either.” harder to maintain.
Randy: “Huh?” Randy followed me into my If you really like someone,
Me: “What manly qualities do office, still berating me for asking Randy: “How far away would I introduce him or her to your family
women find attractive?” a question he was unprepared to have to be holding the sundae in
Randy: “High E. P.” answer. Then he rattled off a list of order for you to decide which of right away and get it over with.
Me: “Seriously? You think the qualities that included cleanliness, You’ll find out very quickly if the
first thing I noticed about you good grooming, fashion style, us you want more?” person you’re dating feels the same
was your earnings potential?” intelligence, kindness, and a few way about you.
(Note: When Randy and I met, other things. I sat looking at him as Me: “You’d have to hold it right in
I was earning more than he was. he rattled on, and he became more front of you before I’d notice you. I guess when it comes right down
I was NOT after his money.) agitated that I wasn’t typing or It’s hot fudge, for Pete’s sake.” to it, my hubby is correct in saying
writing down his pearls of wisdom.
Randy: “You can’t throw this This is the way most of our that no one really knows what
attracts us to each other or why.
conversations about love and Randy and I don’t have a clue why
attraction go, and this is why a
sense of humor is high on my list of we like each other. We just do.
attractive qualities. Luckily for me, I’m sending a special thanks to
Amy Messler for her kind words
Randy is a funny man. about my December column and
I didn’t get very far in finding
out the things for taking the time
to write, and also to
that men and Things You Should NEVER Do On a Date: Loberta Staley for her
women can
do to be more (1) Pass gas; (2) Pick your nose; continued support.
(3) Let your date pick up the check;
attractive to (4) Talk about your exes; (5) Eat Happy Valentine’s
each other, but spicy food, garlic, or onions; (6) Day!
my expert did Go someplace only one of you will
give me a list of enjoy; (7) Lie about your age or I hope you all get
things that one background; (8) Commit a crime; (9) flowers and candy,
or at the very least,
a good laugh and a
should never Complain; and (10) Bring your mother. yummy hot fudge
do on a date
(shown right). sundae!
