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Memor y Lapse puzzles helps to strengthen our to myself, “Wait until you’re a little
older, Seacrest. It gets worse.”
brains. I can’t remember who said
that. Mom asked me if I had any Seriously, how often do you walk
taco chips, and if I would bring into a room and not remember
by Valerie Nusbaum them with me to lunch tomorrow. what you went there for? I’m very
Lest I forget, I got out the bag and easily distracted, too, so even if I do
set it on the counter. remember why I’m there, chances
I woke up this morning with the though I could see details of our It was 7:45 a.m. I still didn’t are I’ll see three other things I need
day’s agenda already in my head. trip clearly in my mind. This remember the name of the city, but to do and forget my glass of water.
My plan was to get in at least two happens to me a lot. My friend, I kept trying as I tended to some I’ll do the three things and walk
miles on the treadmill, do some Joanie, calls it “losing her nouns.” laundry, made the bed, and put on out of the room feeling good that
ironing, clean out the cabinets in Evidently it happens to a lot of us. my exercise clothes and shoes. After I’ve knocked some chores off my
my office, then clean myself up and While my tea was heating, a little work on my column, I did a list, and then I’ll wonder why I’m
meet Randy at his parents’ house at I noticed an offensive odor in mile on the treadmill. Sometimes, thirsty.
2:30 p.m. It might not sound like the kitchen. I remembered that exercise helps me to clear my head Whenever I leave the house, I
much of an agenda, but these things I had put some asparagus in the but I still couldn’t remember the do a mental checklist. I find that
were in addition to all of my other trash the night before. I changed name of the city. It felt like cheating if I say something out loud, I tend
regular chores. Please keep that in the trash bag, wiped the trash as I sat down at the computer to remember doing or seeing it, so
mind. Also, I’m a lot slower than I can and lid with a bleach wipe, and looked it up. Frankenmuth! I go through the house and say,
used to be. and sprayed some air freshener The city in Michigan is called “Curling iron unplugged, stove
It was 6:15 a.m., and I went in the kitchen. I checked on the FRANKENMUTH, people! If you turned off, thermostat set, toilet not
downstairs to pour a bowl of tomato plants growing on my happen to see me at the grocery running, and door locked.”
cereal and make a cup of tea. I windowsill and reminded myself store, please remind me of that. It Then I go back in the house
had already checked the weather to water them later. Darn it! I will eventually stick in my mind. and get my sunglasses, which I’ve
for today and the coming week, still couldn’t remember the name A while back, I went through the forgotten. My neighbors all think I
checked my email, done a bit of of the Michigan city, but I finally same thing with actress Rosario talk to myself and they tend to stay
fiddling with my Etsy shop, and did remember that the Christmas Dawson. I couldn’t remember her away.
taken a look at a new painting I’d shop there was called Bronner’s name to save my life. Now I don’t Well, my friends, it’s back to
posted on Facebook. Christmas Wonderland. remember why I wanted to know it. the treadmill for me now. Then,
I was struggling to remember After breakfast, I cleaned up the As I’m writing this, I’m listening I’ll clean out the cabinets, wrap
the name of the beautiful little kitchen, called my mom, and gave to Live with Kelly & Ryan on the gifts, finish my chores, and
city Randy and I had visited in up on the crossword puzzle I’d been television, and I swear I just heard head out. I hope Randy remembers
Michigan last summer. The name working on while eating. Someone Kelly Ripa say that she can’t to meet me. He forgets things
just wouldn’t come to me, even told me that doing crossword remember anything. Ryan Seacrest sometimes, too.
also said that his parents are friends
with a couple whose names are
Jack and Suzanne. Randy used to
work for a couple named Jack and
Suzanne. Oddly enough, they were
originally from Michigan. I wonder
if they came from Frankenmuth?
I ironed five items and wondered
why the seams never line up on
shirts and pants.
Then, I remembered that I
needed to wrap some gifts to take
to Mom’s luncheon tomorrow,
and buy some crescent rolls for
my cheese puffs. I knew there was
something else I’d promised to
take along, but I didn’t remember
what. Meanwhile, Ryan was telling
a story about him not recognizing
some members of a band. I thought