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I don’t do scary well. The brown do. So plan something you can plans reveal themselves. Don’t
stain in my diaper can attest to that. actually pull off. rush for the hoped-for outcome. E PLUS COPY CENTER
Sharp arrows penetrate. Enjoy the journey and being with
The lady apologized for nearly So do words. If you want to someone you love. Isoyuotuor fwdeabtseit?e Neweedbsaiten?ew
skewering me. Then she added, “I tell your romantic partner Find the right place to
saw the diaper and the wings and something, make it genuine and hunt. Know where things will HLEETLUPS
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big, ugly baby my way.” impact than a greeting card. to make it special. If something YOU!
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I took exception to that. My nose about romance. What does your beforehand, don’t wait until the We specialize in great
may be big, but it’s not that big. romantic partner love? Try to last minute. customer service at
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Market in Emmitsburg for some want to make things about you. The Catoctin Banner
clean Depends in my size, I came up
with a few more tips that I thought
I would pass along for those of you
who don’t mind advice from a god
whose mom was the goddess of love
and whose dad was the god of war.
Don’t use a bow that’s too
powerful. Be realistic in your
expectations of what you can
Don’t Make Love A Shot In The Dark T&MCrane Rentals, Inc.
by Cupid, G.O.A.L. (God Of Archery & Love, an honorary degree from Olympus University)
I was winging my way over the accomplish for Valentine’s Day. Making yourself happy is a Em1mCitrsebaumrge,rMy DWa21y727
Catoctin Mountain the other day If you have your heart set on a pleasant side effect. You’ll want
when an errant arrow, launched by moonlight kiss while standing to aim for making your romantic 301-447-3718
a local young lady, sent me tumbling on the Eiffel Tower, you’ll be partner happy. FAX: 301-447-1722
into a tree. I came crashing down disappointed with anything Don’t give up accuracy for
pretty hard. It was scary. I’m Cupid. realistic that you can actually s p e e d . Take your time as your BY
I don’t do scary well. The brown do. So plan something you can plans reveal themselves. Don’t
stain in my diaper can attest to that. actually pull off. rush for the hoped-for outcome. E PLUS COPY CENTER
Sharp arrows penetrate. Enjoy the journey and being with
The lady apologized for nearly So do words. If you want to someone you love. Isoyuotuor fwdeabtseit?e Neweedbsaiten?ew
skewering me. Then she added, “I tell your romantic partner Find the right place to
saw the diaper and the wings and something, make it genuine and hunt. Know where things will HLEETLUPS
thought you were a stork carrying a from the heart. It will have more take place. Plan out your evening
big, ugly baby my way.” impact than a greeting card. to make it special. If something YOU!
A i m f or t h e h e a r t . It’s all requires reservations or set-up
I took exception to that. My nose about romance. What does your beforehand, don’t wait until the We specialize in great
may be big, but it’s not that big. romantic partner love? Try to last minute. customer service at
Besides, I have better-looking legs include that in your planning. Practice in low light. Game
than a stork. Wear a secure diaper. Like I usually isn’t out in bright affordable prices.
just said, it’s all about romance. sunlight, so hunters need to get
Anyway, she told me that The Don’t be in such a rush to get used to hunting in low-light Customized Web Design
Catoctin Banner Newspaper had your clothes off. Enjoy the time conditions. The same is true if Web Development
a Valentine-themed issue coming together. you’re hunting romance. Nothing Web Hosting
up. She asked me, since I am the Make sure to have plenty helps set the mood better than Domain Registration
leading expert on archery, love, and of arrows. Have a backup plan dim light. Besides, don’t we all
romance, if I would give readers in case something falls through. look better in candlelight? Search Engine Optimization
some tips for Valentine’s Day. It doesn’t have to be elaborate S h oot f or s o m e t h in g . You E-Commerce Solutions
because you shouldn’t need eventually have to take the shot. Website Maintenance
I told her, “Sure. Here’s the first it. Just in case, though, you’re Do something. You might mess
tip: Be sure about what you’re prepared. up, but at least you tried. Don’t PHP Forms
shooting at! Don’t tick off the guy Keep your wings out of the waste the most romantic day of
bringing the loving!” way. Not everyone can pull off the year watching NASCAR on DO WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
wings like I can. Fancy is nice, television. Then stop by, or give us
She grinned and said, “Maybe but it’s not necessary. You’ll So there you have it, my friends. a call for more info!
I did get what I was aiming for. want to plan something that your Sure-fire tips to make sure you hit
You’re here, aren’t you?” romantic partner can connect your target on Valentine’s Day. Will 301-447-2804
with. they work? Of course, they will. If
She had a point, and it was at Make sure your bow is well you can’t trust a love god who has E PLUS COPY CENTER
the end of the arrow that she was strung. Get your mind out lived for centuries, who can you
casually aiming in my direction. So of the gutter! I wrote strung! trust? In the Lobby of Emmitsburg’s Jubilee
here’s my second tip: Women! You Anyway, they say women don’t www.epluspromotes.com
can’t live with them, and you can’t care so much about that. That’s Happy Valentine’s Day!
outrun them if they are armed. another reason I wear a diaper.
Accuracy is important. Know
As I was shopping in Jubilee what your goal is. You shouldn’t — from all of us at
Market in Emmitsburg for some want to make things about you. The Catoctin Banner
clean Depends in my size, I came up
with a few more tips that I thought
I would pass along for those of you
who don’t mind advice from a god
whose mom was the goddess of love
and whose dad was the god of war.
Don’t use a bow that’s too
powerful. Be realistic in your
expectations of what you can
